Or, how Janice bitched and moaned her way through London.
We took the day off after Paris. Why, you ask? No museums to attend to? No monuments to view? No buildings to study? While the "J+J London/Paris 2009 Travel To-Do List" (ok, who are we kidding, it's a 3-layer spreadsheet) remains unchecked with many a site still to see, I managed to sneak back on to the Eurostar a one-of-a-kind French souvenir ... a torn tendon. Seems that our 30 miles of walking did in my left foot. Apparently, Christy Brown isn't the only person in the British Isles with a My Left Foot, now is he?
So, after much contemplating, hand wringing, and general fussing about, we decided to "take it easy" with a "short" trip to the Tower of London, over Tower Bridge, toward The Globe, and across to St. Paul's. Then home where much Sore Foot Sympathy was promised.
Um, yeah.
We started out around 10am, heading to Tower Hill station via South Kensington.





Our FIVE HOURS at the Tower of London included every tower, fortress, garden, walkway, dungeon, and flying buttress the eyes could see. Highlights included The White Tower (now home to the Henry VIII 500th Anniversary Dressed to Kill exhibit), the Bloody Tower, the Crown Jewels (no pics allowed in there), the Tower Green (where queens were routinely beheaded in public view), Ralegh's Walk, and of course, the torture chambers, complete with racks and bone crushers!


































Perhaps the highest of the high highlights was learning that the Tower of London is the reigning "Loo of the Year" champion! Who knew? Now, for London, given the sad state of public bathrooms, this really is quite an honour. Just saying.

We made our way over Tower Bridge (I'm still laughing at the Americans who thought they were buying Tower Bridge, but actually bought London Bridge, a decidedly boring brick bridge of no real excitement, moving it brick by brick to that most English of states ... Arizona), along Queen's Walk (by way of some fresh chips!), past the HMS Belfast, London Bridge, Southwark Cathedral (where Shakespeare's brother is purportedly buried), the Golden Hinde, Pickford's Wharf, the Clink, and the Anchor Pub.





















Soon, we were at The Rose and The Globe, home to Shakespeare's theatre which, while newly reconstructed, nonetheless gives you a sense of what those wacky Elizabethans would have enjoyed back in the day.

















Crossing over the Millennium foot bridge toward St. Paul's, we passed the Tate Modern gallery which, I must say, is quite ... unmodern.









St. Paul's Cathedral was closed to the public and undergoing much restoration/renovation (like half of London, it seems ... hello 2012 Olympics!), but we were able to listen to the organ music emanating from inside while chilling in the churchyard gardens.








At this point, when we had originally intended to head home, James suggested that we "check off another thing on our list" and head to Covent Garden. Apparently, my constant whining throughout the day about my sore foot made absolutely no impact. Foolishly, I agreed, but this was likely due to really wanting to garner some sympathy and possibly a free meal. *shrugs*
So, up Fleet Street we went, past the major courts and on to Covent Garden, which while in the midst of making the switch from day-selling vendor to night-performing busker mode, was nonetheless hopping and bopping. I was magnetically drawn into Thornton's, where of course I had to avail myself of the "4 chocolate bars for £2.50" deal. So what if 2 of them were for me? I have no shame. And no waist line.




















You'd think that, at this point, given the sheer volume of my whingeing, James would not have suggested Leicester Square, The Strand, and Piccadilly Circus. OK, two of those were my idea, BUT STILL. The pain in my foot necessitates that I continue to blame him. Along the way, many theatre-goers, gaudy T-shirts, and drunkards were witnessed, but alas, we managed to make it home in one piece.
First, the wacky T-shirts:



Next, the revelers:







































But ... my foot STILL really really really really hurts. AND NO I DON'T CARE THAT YOU MISSED THAT LAST STEP AND THAT YOUR FOOT ALSO HURTS NOW. MINE HURT FIRST, AND IT HURTS MORE. NOW AND ALWAYS. DEAL WITH IT.
Oh ... James did buy me a really really really really pretty bracelet at The Globe, but inspired by The Rose theatre. It's made from real flowers (at least in part), and is very pretty. What a sweetie. I got him a nice leather wallet from the Tower of London. Hope it's not made from prisoners or something.

